Saturday in Bali

I woke up super lazy and didn’t want to get out of bed. After lots and lots of nagging, Eden and I went to look at the swimming pool. There were lots and lots of overweight women who like to squeeze themselves into little (thankfully) one piece bathing suits. My eyes were burning. Anyways, there were two (Russian) blonde girls who hit the pool who were quite scantily clad, but I had the last laugh when I saw three large, extremely hairy men come by and sit next to them. Lovely.

Little shelter by the pool.

Awesome chess set by Sateria.


Eden ordered chicken (very nice):

I ordered lobster for lunch at Sateria, but when the order came, a plague of flies suddenly rushed down upon my table, and I was upset enough to demand (ok, ask politely) if the restaurant could send it to my room instead. Then I ravished the lobster. La!


After lunch, we went back to Kuta. We were offered drugs (no, thank you) like Mussrooms (LSD), marijuana and cocaine. Nice. We went to look at the beach (which was devoid of surfers) and saw a nice big fat man in a tiny (yellow pokka dot bikini) speedo. “He’s a champion,” said Eden. A tattoo artist also interrupted our movie about Kuta, and then once Eden was like we’ll get back to you later, he was started cursing us about how people say that and they never actually come back. Well, duh. Then I scolded Eden for leading these tattoo artists on. He even cursed our very stay at Bali. Whoa. Harsh. I then got a lovely Bali massage for about US$8 for an hour while Eden went shopping for his girlfriend. We kept walking around checking out the cool shops:


Then, upon arrival, I ordered dinner and tiramisu. Again. :)