Facebook's About Me

I never know what to say when someone says "tell me about yourself" or to put in an "About Me" box on a profile (FB, duh). 

I wish I could compile all the things that I have said over the years, but all I can quote verbatim are things like:

• I'm awesome.
• I love strawberries.
• Life is all about doing the things you love to do.

And other nonsense like that. But recently I changed my About Me to something more ridiculous. Something so juvenile that I can't believe that this has been up for more than 48 hours. I'll be changing it after this post:

Some survey my cousin's 12 year old daughter sent me: 
1. What time did you get up this morning? 11 am
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Ip Man
4. What is your favorite TV show? Big Bang Theory
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Oatmeal Squares and a Fuji Apple
7. What food do you dislike? Brussel Sprouts 
8. What is your favorite CD at moment? Circus
10. Favorite sandwich? Subway's club with bacon
11. What characteristics do you despise? Dishonesty
12. Favorite item of clothing? underwear
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? St. John
14. Favorite brand of clothing? BCBG Max Azira
15. Where would you retire to? Indiana
17. Favorite sport to watch? Gymnastics
21. Are you a morning person or a night person? Both. I would rather sleep during the day.
22. What is your shoe size? 5.5 or 6
24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I love Korean strawberries.
25. What did you want to be when you were little? Spy
27. What is your favorite candy? Gummy Bears
28. What is your favorite flower? Calla Lily
31. What are you listening to right now? Hush Hush by PCD
32. What was the last thing you ate? Rold Gold Pretzels
34. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Pink
35. How is the weather right now? Pouring.
37. Favorite soft drink? Orangina 
40. What was your favorite toy as a child? My aunt's cat's tail.
41. Summer or winter? Summer
42. Hugs or kisses? Hugs
43. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
44. Coffee or tea? coffee
47. What is under your bed? Dust bunnies
48. What did you do last night? Watch Dirty Sexy Money online
50. Salty or sweet? Sweet
51. How many keys on your key ring? 3
52. How many years at your current job? 0.6
53. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
54. How many towns have you lived in? 3
55. Do you make friends easily? Usually

Yeah, it's that bad. 

I'm going to change it now. But I look through some of my friends' About Me's but I cannot find anything satisfactory about them. Even my dear Tinkers just left the entire box blank. 

Thanks a lot, Stinkerbell.