From Big Bang Theory

I recently convinced one of my friends to watch the hit TV show Big Bang Theory, which is about four super nerds, three of which want women. They are attracted to women, but no woman is attracted to them. How sad! It's hilarious, and if you don't streaming, go to surfthechannel.com.

He agrees that is amazing, so I'm putting into my blog the Big Bang Theory of the ever popular game, Rock-Paper-Scissors:

Scissors cuts paper.
Paper covers rock.
Rock Crushes Lizard.
Lizard poisons Spock.
Spock smashes Scissors.
Scissors decapitates lizard.
Lizard eats paper.
Paper disproves Spock.
Spock vaporizes Rock.
And as it always has, Rock crushes Scissors.

I don't how to make the lizard sign, but really, really really - this was incredibly hilarious to watch. I love how both Rajesh Koothrappali, Ph.D. and Sheldon chose Spock. 

I love this!!!!!!!!!  I only put it in because I'm going to change the information under my picture to something in Vietnamese.

Because I'm awesome. The end.

and Happy Groundhog's Day! I can't wait to hear the .....verdict.

Lunchtime! Oh Cravings :(

I'm thinking of what to have for lunch, and I really miss:

• Joo Joo (which I heard is closed now. I have to find out how to make assorted fried rice now from Eric)
• Fazoli's (oh man. so delicious)
• Arby's (I miss curly fries. I miss that nasty re-re-reprocessed roast beef.)
• Charleston's Baby Back Ribs (and mashed potatoes) YUM
• Applebee's
• OLIVE GARDEN
• Chang Fu (rofl. on 86th street)

CRAVINGS. CRAVINGS!!!!!!!!! :(

Groundhog Day

oh yes. Monday is Groundhog Day.

Weight!

You know, I've never ever been confronted about my weight with anyone in the US. Ever since I can remember, I was always considered thin.

Then I came to Singapore.

And then I found out how chubby I really am.

Then again, most of the girls here would be considered anorexic in the US (not meaning that they all are, because my good friend Sam surely isn't one of them).

People actually tell me to lose weight. People that don't know me well tell me to lose weight!

I'm like.......I've never been confronted with this before.

I will never forget one girl that I saw. She was a waitress at Swensen's, and seriously, I thought she looked like a malnurished African. Her legs were so far apart from each other that it was quite grotesque. 

I acknowledge that I wasn't as thin as I used to be, but:

1. Why are people who I'm not close to at all comfortable with telling me to lose weight or teasing me about it? The nerve!
2. It's my body, and I mostly eat healthy food! I ate like 10 lbs of grapes in the last two weeks (they're just really, really juicy and delicious). I've mostly had a diet consisting of chicken, fruit, yogurt, cereal and chocolate milk the last month, and it doesn't seem to help at all. 

I work out almost every day for 20 minutes to get my heart rate up, and yes, when I put my knees together, my thighs touch. [I can't believe there are girls that can touch their knees togethr without the thighs touching. Ridiculous.]

I'm usually a private person, but this needs to be said, for that one American who is thinking of coming to Singapore/Asia to work! 

My BMI is in a healthy range, than you. And I take multivitamins daily! Who cares if they're Flinestones??! :)

All in all, I'm considered chubby, and since I've held this weight for a long time now, I don't know what else to do other than get sick and stop eating. But I don't want to do this! I love food!!

I LOVE FOOD!

Heroes

Hello! 

Well, I'm going through Season 3 of Heroes, and I would totally recommend it!!

Tinky, tinky, stinky: You know how you loved Sabriel? I would consider the complexity to be of the same caliber. And there is a Mogget! Or at least, a character similar to him. Simple yet complex - ancient but young.

You should watch them! Surfthechannel.com has all of the episodes if you can't access them elsewhere. Hulu.com, perhaps. 

And don't forget Boys Before Flowers! I wish there was an American version. Maybe when I come back I'll raid Chinatown in Chicago or something and make people bend to my will. :p

I've started getting my heart rate up 20 minutes a day like you told me to. And I started eating vanilla yogurt. Don't ask how they are similar because I don't know.  I bought 1 kg of yogurt. I sort of scare myself sometimes. And I love strawberries so much. And the Honey Bunches of Oats is what I eat the yogurt with!! It's SO GOOD. Actually, most people would use the cereal as the topping for the yogurt. I use the yogurt to top the cereal. it's like eating the cereal with milk, except the cereal doesn't get (half as) soggy. It's INCREDIBLE!!!!!!  And I'm drinking this Japanese milk called Meiji (chocolate, coffee, regular, and strawberry are the flavors). I'll take a picture for you. And of the Korean strawberies. Because they're absolutely amazing.

Missing you. Vincenzo has a loose tooth. He wanted me to tell you. Since he can't read, I'm also telling you this so that you give me money once it comes out. You have to be the tooth fairy because I can't afford it.

Love,

Sans